Pre-Approved (To Receive My Love)
by
Brad Ryder
Verse 1: Sitting on your couch, want to show you
how I feel,
When the
telephone rings and some salesman starts his spiel.
You’ve been
pre-approved to get his brand new credit card;
You might just
tell him no, but you don’t resist too hard.
Climb: Now seeing what I saw, and hearing
what I heard,
I
know the way to reach you is to use these buzzwords:
Chorus: You’ve been pre-approved to receive my
affection;
I
am authorized to release it this month.
It
may be returned after thirty days’ inspection;
You’ve
been pre-approved to receive my love.
Verse 2: Heading out the door, gonna take you
for a ride,
You stop and
check your mail, there’s a fancy note inside.
You’ve been
pre-approved to join a tape and CD club;
You might just
toss it out, but instead you sign right up.
Climb: Now seeing what I saw, and hearing
what I heard,
I
know the way to reach you is to use these buzzwords:
(Repeat chorus)
Bridge: And when we watch TV, I skip
channel thirty-three;
That’s
the impulse-buying station, I dare not let you see.
You’ve
been pre-approved to order all that you desire;
So
here I am—a bargain—searching for a buyer.
(Repeat chorus)
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